The question that comes to my mind when I think of my new years resolution is: where do I start? Well my friends, we start where we find flaws. I find too many flaws to find a starting place sometimes. I know that in order to be perfect, I have to be in control. Therefore I've come up with a list of how to be perfect. Take that Chuck Norris.
Weight: to weigh 100 pounds
Height: to be 5'9''
Skin: Flawless, no hair, shaved legs, tan, eyebrows perfectly shaped and defined
Hair: Shiny, smooth, long, straight
Body physic: toned, very very toned.
Teeth: white, straight
Diet: water, diet pills, all other foods should be scarce.
Nails: perfectly shaped, long, always colored never chipped
Grades: 4.0
Room: well organized, not a thing out of place, not a speck of dust
Closet: like a goddess's
Locker: highly organized and stylish
I think this is a great list? Don't you!? Theres a lot to do. Theres a lot that needs to be done. So heres to all of you, for reading the rants and for wanting to become perfect.
We can do it together. Dream big and never give in.
Lots of Love,
Kate

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